Yesterday I was someone. But I always thought that I am Suetha the Indian Classical Dancer. Then today I am Suhana. Day before I was Suet Mun. Welcome to my alter ego page..

Yours truly,
Suhana Suetha

Friday, May 25, 2012

Die lo....

In less than 24 hours, I will need to surrender these tender documents to get ready for submission in Kedah on Monday. And work just started 2 days back.
2 days may sound like a lot, but it is definitely insufficient to construct 2 systems.

I've Facebooked, Youtubed out Jessica Sanchez, blog-hoarding in Cheeserland, refreshing 6 emails accounts that I am monitoring, washed a buch of grapes sitting on the altar and nothing gets done. So much for procrastination and attention diverting :(

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Water oh Water

This place where I live probably is the most dedicated when it comes to building maintenance - Y U MUST FIX THE WATER TANK EVERY GOD DAMN YEAR!!

Old people pee in the lift.
Machas bring their kapchai up to their unit in a public lift.
Uncles smokes and goes into lift.
Once in a while, some looney decides to commit suicide and jump of from whichever unit they lived in.
Of recent, a woman was slashed to death for reasons I am not aware ( I don't mix with the kepoh group)

It is so rare that there are black out.
But why must you do an annual repairing job on the water tank and stop water supply for 5 days in a row!?
Got corpse in the tank? Dead cat? Assasinated human bodies?


Thursday, May 17, 2012

Y U No Post My Items

--because you piss the shit and fart out of my bladder..

I have decided to go on strike today and not post a single thin in Pasar Night and prolong the anxiety in some woman who have no tactical skills in writing polite emails.
I would have post the below without informing Sha Lene, but I guess then I will be fired after posting... so welcome to Suhana - my major dumpsite of all angst

Well, there are a few factors I can think of :
- because I don't like the look of your dress
-because I don't like your email address
-because feng shui is bad on the day you sent in your email
-because I don't want to share with the world those great bargains you fellows are offering

But beneath all these factors, the main factors that could have contributed to my delay in posting is that most of you shop alot! that we receive a minimum of 25- 50 emails a day from shoppers who wants to resell their items (told ya that you all shop alot)

How It Works
Regulars resellers should be aware by now that whenever your item is posted, I will email you to inform 'Congratulation! Your item is labeled 1234 and posted and let's hope it gets sold'. And when your item do get sold and you want to eliminate more buyers from bugging you with 'hello, is this still available?' 'hello, is this still available?', 'hello, is this still available?' for another 100 times, you email me back to inform 'Hello Miss Pasar Night (you do know this ain't my name rite), my item no 1234 is sold and I am RM25 richer. Please remove item'

How Do You Describe Your Items
In the simplest form possible. Captions like "It's so pretty and amazing I have never seen such item before" doesn't really work to make people buy. Let your picture do their job. Buyers need to know  your 'Gold-plated-heels-which-is-amazingly-something-that-no-one-have-ever-seen-before' exact size so that they can decide to further consider buying or not.
Give details that potential buyers need to know so that they can immediately decide if it fits them or not. I am sure no one would be keen to know the history behind your lace skirt which was given as a gift by your ex-boyfriend and now that you have gone separate ways, you need to get rid of it because it will make you emotionally unstable.

Details like 'I need money desperately' too most probably won't contribute to me putting your items as priority and forgo other people in the community who needs money as much as you do. I need money too!! But you know what? I have no magic dust to create miracle for you, for me or for the nation. So please stop bugging me to expedite your stuff.

Why Doesn't Your Items Get Sold
Sometimes outlook / appearance do make alot of differences. To us human kind. And even to clothes that you are trying to flock off. Let's get real. For one to resell their items, it must surely meant :
-U got too much money and hence keep buying
-U simply grew fatter than what the clothes can contain
-U realised your distinguished taste is just so 'distinguished' that you can't bear to look at it
-U no longer want to wear it
And to make other buyers be keen, no one is going to notice your pretty dress when it is laid on a drape of Winnie the Pooh bedsheet - in which the surface of the bedsheet is bigger than your dress that your item looked like it almost sank in to a whirlwind of Winnie the Pooh

Sometimes there are items which I think, you know, I know, they know and almost everybody knows that just won't get sold. Items like worn out basic tees that you have been wearing for only 3 times to do house chores and have crumply edges. Maybe it may get sold, if you were to iron it or positioned it in a more appealing manner.

Why Is Your Item Not Up Yet
You see, it is a free platform and I am doing this for free just so :
- I can waste my time
- I want to write a thesis on compulsive shopping by gathering stats here
- I want to be the first to know the best bargains in the online arena
Yup, those could be some reasons.. that I can think of for now.
And when something is offered free, everyone is happy. You, me, they, them - happy. So everyone keep sending in their items. I can never be happier!! *..*
So from one email it piles up to 25-50 emails a day from shoppers who want to resell their items.
Some follows instructions and sent in the format and this makes it easier for me to do my work.
Some followed THEIR OWN instructions and makes me ponder what was the initial rules we have set up.
I wasted too much time pondering.

If Your Item is Not Up Within
-1 day / 3 days - and you keep sending me  emails to say that I have been biased towards you and your clothes and not posting it immediately despite you keep on refreshing your Iphone, Ipod, Ipad whatever, perhaps you seriously need money. Next time stop buying and start saving.

- 7 days (1 week) and yet you can see every other items in the whole wide world is posted but not yours, write to me and ask politely if something went wrong. And I will gently direct you to all of the above statement again in a nice manner too. But if you can't wait that long and is seriously angered and pissed as to why your crumpled item bought from Jusco (but you tell me it's from Room8008) laid on a Thundercats bedsheet is still not up, you will again be directed to all of the above statement

-4 weeks and still no news about your ever gorgeous item no one can find it in the universe! Then yes, do email me. But perhaps, always make it a habit to scroll your previous email and see if you put these description :
Bought from (URL) : I seriously cannot recall / Some kind of blogshop / My mum bought online for me
And it is your 25th time of repeating it, most probably I have automatically deleted your items after the 3rd warning email to ask you where is your URL. Funny and impossible, but yes, I do click on those funny URL that some sellers sometimes give. Just to check and make sure I know that 'A Funny Clown Boutique'  is a blogshop.

Why Are We So Kepoh If Your Item is Bought Online or Not
I would seriously direct you again to the banner and the initial mission of the site - to help online buyers to resell their online purchases. So yeah, the below listed reasons are not considered online purchases :
- I stole them
-My friend went holiday and saw some Topshop dress and bought me this and I cant fit :)
-I went to Justin Bieber concert and bought this awesome Adam Lambert original tee fro organiser
-Scarlet (a brand from Jaya Jusco)

Just because of the intended name of the site - Pasar Night, doesn't really mean you can trade every single item found under your bed. I would say be logical and be honest on your stuff.

As a former designer, I have always been taught - when you want to propose your design to customer, always ask yourself, would you dare to wear this thing that you have created?

I would suggest that you rephrase it from the point of a reseller : When you want to resell your preloved / no loved / stuff that have been filling up gaps behind your doors, ask yourself, would you buy it and wear it at its current condition?

Kthxbai and no items to resell today.

Padan muka.. xx

Monday, May 14, 2012

Self Note

Note to self before I totally forget why did I choose to dwelve into Odissi

Saturday, May 12, 2012


I have finally dedicated myself to almost finishing that small pot of Safi Balqis beauty cream after months. Not an easy task given the fact that I have a very short attention span. I didn't even manage to use up the SK2 Pitera essence, and the Nuskin range which I bought for couple of years back.

The scent of the Safi Balqis Beauty cream simply reminds me of the Hazeline Snow era.. Not sure if I have mentioned before but this is NOT anywhere resembling Hazeline Snow, which have a lighter texture and not as thick a putty as this beauty cream.. Till today I still am not sure what does the beauty cream is made of and what does it really do. I only based my knowledge of it based on the people whom I seen have used it before =P

Because I do not know in exact what it does, the RM6.90 cream have been functioning as a primer for my makeup. Used it after mosituriser and before BB cream. 

to the bottom of the pot already! <3

After Safi Balqis beauty cream and Missha BB cream
(this is before leaving home- at noon)

back home in the evening

The cream didn't really says what it does.. But I think after a prolong use, it does help to eliminate unevenness in skin tone.
circa 2011 and working in a shit-hole office

I got a better job and better pedo face =P
circa 2012

I have just bought a new pot. This time I wanted to try the Safi Rania GOLD version.
Don't like the smell of it from the first sniff.. Safi Balqis Perfect 10 have got a more natural, creamy floral scent.. like serai or sort when you open it at  first. The Rania one smells more like any other cosmetically bottled cream, though not as heavy. I supposed when you have enhanced formula yada yada, more chemicals go in and the traditionalism of a beauty cream will take a back seat.

priced at RM10.90 from Watson

don't really fancy the super sticky texture of Rania Gold. Does all gold feel sticky? >.<

As beauty cream naturally is like some cement paste with a thick texture and not easily glide on, the Rania Gold one is over sticky. Abit yucky but still tolerable. YOur hands feels sticky, your face feels sticky. What 
I do to eliminate the stickiness is to warm my palms by rubing it and do the *facepalm* =D

A more well behaved texture form Safi Balqis Perfect 10

Will give it sometime to try out the Rania GOLD for now and see if there's any differences. 

Gotten these bubbi brushes from Zeus Boutique for a review in YourShoppingKaki soon!
I have never gotten any 'canggih' brushes for makeup before due to stinginess >.<
But they say good brushes can last you a lifetime making you look flawless. let's hope it is!
In the mean time you can check it out in their Facebook album ---- BRUSHES

Sunday, May 6, 2012

That office guy

Boss : aiyahhh how how how.. why I always not enough money??

Me : I told you not to simply spend on enertainment! Do u know how much you have spent on March alone on eating ah?? Eat! Eat! Eat! That's all you know la! People come u buy them lunch dinner and supper! U deserve it la!

Boss : I spend a lot on eating meh? lemme see your files.

Me : PLOP! Nah.. you go study la where you money goes.. mostly to your stomach..

Boss  : *flip flip flip* hmmm wah Cynthia...

me : what!?

Boss : I really do eat a lot hor... but still not growing fatter... 

Me : *dafuq*   =______________=

welcome to the world of cheena-man business


It's Friday nite! And I am sure glad that tomorrow is a day where going to office is not an option (is this sentence even correct?) 

The guys in the office never fails to boil my blood up.
Never had I know besides those prominent male figues you always see, like the ex Prime Minister (not Najis), Mr Tony Fernandes, some banks CEO whihc are idolised everywhere, there are a bunch of them whihc is a total opposite of the mentioned ones. Pardon me for the ignorance. For the past 7 years I have been stuck in a small batik office helmed by egoistic single woman who keep reminding everyone in the office she is the Queen. So there isn't really much space for me to look beyond the Queen and her reigning territory.

Now I got to see the men zone in their weakest elements.
The day before, a nimrod form the office asked my help to get a cheque from a client's office.
So I went. So I can't find it. So I left and head back to office.
Told him I can't find the place and I am running short of time hence I will do it the next day when I have the time to do so.
Then he told me, actually the client can help to bank in....

The same day I got into office and another 2 numbnut got into office.
I asked where did they go and they settled the case I assigned them to in Bangi.
They came back from the factory in Bangi - empty handed.
I asked what went wrong with the fire panel. They told me they inspected and it's spoilt.
So I asked where is the panel. And they said, still in the factory.
'Boss, you didn't ask to bring back also' was the reply...

I still am not able to get an admin lady to the job in the office. For the third month -_-

my penchant for ribena and red wine in another form


Thursday, May 3, 2012

Don't Just Don't

I hate gatherings. Family gatherings. Relatives gathering to be precise.
I don't know why they bother to when all that they want to do is to again showcase their best - home decor, food and achievement. Wait, that's the whole purpose..

Don't ask me how am I doing. Not that you would do a tiny bit to help me uplift my life in anyway.
Perhaps you may. I shall not be judgemental.
Don't ask me what do I do now for a living. Because I don't even know what your children are doing.
And whatever they are doing, ya, ya I know they did well. And I am not a doctor, accountant or pilot. I am just a business development manager.. or in your definition a sales person with a more hi-tech name.

No one knows what I do, because a Business Development Manager is such a scarce and unspecific title.. A drug addict who needs money decides to ask for parking fees for anyone who parks at a specific road. A retiree who offers to write letters for the neighbours in return of some charges. Perhaps that's what most of you think I do. A small opportunist who will never make it up there. I am fine with your thoughts.

Don't ask me if I treat my mum well. Did you see her head being bandaged up because I may have blatantly bashed her up? Did you see her all bruised up in the eyes? What kinda answer do you expect from me? That the past couple of weeks I sort of abused her but no I stopped because she has yet to come up with irritating acts?

Don't remind me to take my mum to better place to have dinner. So you think coffee house is not good enough? Must I go Carcosa Seri Negara and eat scones to prove that I did not mistreat her? By the way, my boss have to stop going to stall by the street or mix rice stall or food court whenever we have lunch. Because I do not patronise eateries with 90% foreign labours, or places where once you look down on the floor andyou can spot spots of phlegm. No, thank you very much.

So yeah, don't be wise and suggest me to take her to better place, because if I go one level up from my standard operating procedure, I shall be the Mother of Queen.

There really isn't a point to keep nudging me with funny question like when are you going to show your boyfriend? Because when I reverted with 'Which one you referring for year 2011?', you stared in astonishment and go speechless and would have presumed I am either a slut or a picky little fat slut. Whatever it is, at least I don't die a virgin..


On another totally unrelated note... Boss tapau-ed lunch for me yesterday. That pack of 'thing' were full to the brim with rice laced with pork, chicken and duck meat and 3 slices of cucumber.. wlecome to the world of cheena..
He complained he had a sudden blankness of sight when he was looking into some layout plan of some fire security system and had to count the number of smoke detectors on 3 floors. So he rolled it up and pass to me and said he is getting old and cannot count properly.. =_=
Welcome to the world of cheena...

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