I Ran a Marathon

Exactly a decade and 1 year since i quit ...... RUNNING

And now I am back on my feet again.. this time with a different objective...

During school time the marathons are merely activities that one can do to compile more certificates to submit together when they apply for local unis.. which i did compile a lot, but didnt seem to help at all... see? i am here.. still here...

I thought it used to be easy. Maybe because I used to follow ma on her trip down to Petaling Street and she make uswalk from Petaling Street to Batu Road to SUngai Wang just to buy me aunties look-alike clothes to usehr in the new year.. have ya seen a 10 years old wear padded blouse? U__U

Anyway, that's where I derived my brisk walk skill.. I can walk faster than I run, ok?

I may be big in size, but i aint weak and wobbly... U_U

so now, i am back to running :)

the only no cost activity at times where the economy is bad.. is to RUN

some may think sex, but hell NO! its an expensive activity mind u..

but a sudden 10km is crazieeee....though i survived the ordeal ..

with achy legs and blue black toenails.

legs so wobbly and joints almost shattered from the long walk and short run along the prestigious Kenny Hill..

next month, i m going for another run :D

wish me hell of a luck :)

I Like to drink sirap, eat satay and what does that makes me?

Today, an old farktard stepped into the shop with a couple of friends.
One of them got attracted to something and got the intention to purchase it and make the day a happy one for the sales person..
Then farktard yelled at his friend and restrained him from purchasing.. making a remarkably Ahmad Is-Myhai's statement that the shop belongs to the pork luncheon clan... and that they should never purchase or support anything from the roast pork / babi guling clan..

Hmmm.....

What have we done to offend him.. Did he not realise his kwai-lo style shirt is tailored from Spek menshop whereby the owner is a babi guling, where bangladeshi tailors the shirt.. but but, a babi guling actually cut out the pattern draft?

Did he not realise also Seluar dalam cap pagoda is actually from the land of babi guling and its cap pagoda!! not CAP MASJID!

Did he also forgot he got to wear those cheap rubber slippers, that he wears to walk to the onion building every Friday... pray some more!!!

Did he also forgot that he got his salary from the amount of stamps purchased from the counter (yep, he work for the Ministry of Post) are actually by the babi guling clan?

oh oh!!! he must have also forgotten.. all the years, his wife ask for money to buy those kain pasang from Jalan TAR, omg... i forgot to mention, its massively printed in the land of babi guling, then the hands of tha babi guling actually got in contact with the textile since thewy got to pack it.. and sometimes they may poop or urinate at its side wen the textile is in the warehouse..

OMG!! u all are tainted!!!

and oh!! did i also forgot u all also like the DOG Style when you do the huchimama? and babi guling clan rear dogs ler.... change ya pose to maybe a kerbau style? or lembu? tapir? i dunno, whatever that u can find in that village of yours.. maybe an ikan kembung style.. O_o

i can go on and on... but no point becos i cant get a single point to let ya win.. most probably the pipes where u wash ur horny face is supplied by the babi guling clan.. :D

If i were u, Mr Farktard, I would have just buy a voodoo doll, put a babi guling face and go home poke till it swell..

Now that you have announced to the world you despise babi guling and all things related, i think u have to tear yourself naked and hang on to the ... hmm.. i cant imagine where u can hang on to ler...

cus the river may be tainted by the ladang babi,

ur house my be built by babi contractors,

the hotels, nid i say more??

well, i suppose u can hang at one and only spots... ur wifey's tits! hang on man!!!!!


U__________________________U (ur wifey's tits)

You Make Me Feel...

that u are a ..

DARN FCUKING RETARD BITCH!!!!!!

Unfortunately that is the biggest font size available... You may hate me as much as I hate u.
BUT I REALLY HATE U TO THE EXTREME!!!
I have tried to be positive and accept your alter ego which really is crap!!!
Oh!! Do u know also the rest of them who just cant seem to tolerate you felt that u are a real big shit of crispy crap farking ego piece of shit?

Come to realisation please!!! That your boobs aint gonna go down ur pelvic and turn out to be testicles!!!
And you aint gonna grow a moustache! At all!!! Freakin fcuking bitch-botch!!!!

If i have an option.. I would have done what Logan the freaking marine officer did... push the farktard down the ocean..!! I would so want to do that to you.. and burn ur freaking hair!!!!

AMEN..

Dear God,

I sinned again today by having such cruel intention and have wasted my passionate emotion to filthy thoughts.Forgive me..

Namaste..

A Week Of Planning

There is too much exitement post Raya holidays..

I have developed a new sense of bravery to do things I wont attempt doing. (This is besides karaoke and watching movies).

I have been told to be positive instead of having qualms in many situations I am to face. And I have chosen the positive side of a very negative situation to dabble myself into.

People always said, 'Life is so short. Have no qualms. Just do it before u die with regrets.'

Took me a very long time to digest and analyse what is to be done just by doing and what i not to be done with less consideration.

What would have been the trigger point of someone doing something that they think they ought to do?

Would you quit your job and go round the world help the poor when you cant even take care of your mom?

Would you bed with someone for the sake of moneyjust so you can afford a Prada?

Would you drive and hit someone that u thought should die because he / she did no good to the society?

Would you do drugs just because people says it will make you go cloud nine when u are troubled?

Would you also decide to suddenly strip naked and hop around the lobby lounge of a hotel?
(ok, maybe not this scenario)


Would you be able to provide free 'bed session' just so that some one is satisfied and your leisurely hobby is completed too?

It didnt took me long to make up my mind to do things that I have neve ventured into before (like karaoke and watching movie, - yeah, that's what I mean. :D )

Anyway, yeah, I have a few scenarios which led me to apt decision making. Which I think I made pretty well a decision.. at that time of making it.. I hope.. U__U

Decision are made and waited for the result. What was hoped for did not materialised :(
Yup, all went out of the expectation. On a negative side, I should blame the boobs. (yeah, it involves the boob) On a positive side, I think god loves me to the extreme He wont allow anything bad to land on me.... awwwww, thank u God ! (tho I was hoping to get the 10k and also the 2k worth of lingerie) - see why i blame the boob?

Now I start to get it when people say " Manusia hanya boleh merancang, tapi Tuhan yang menentukannya" and sure did I rancang a lot man... only to be give a no by the almighty.

Now i feel better. Though the plans did not work well..

A Nudge here and a Tilt there.....

The last couple of months have not been good...
I was under tremendous love-hate turmoil with the love of my life --- my WORK (what were u all thinking ? O_o )
Its like a generic syndrome that attacks after a period of time doing certain 'thing' . I would term this RSI - repetitive stress injury :) a term i learnt from kio. Yeah, a continuous or repetition of action which eventually lead to great pain. It can be applied to most condition and situation; love life, work life, no life, anything.. anything that is being done in repetition and gives and after effect that is not exciting wud be RSI. Try being sodomied for 100 times. I am sure you wont be able to contain your poo for long in future. Dont know why? Cus i think the perimeter of ur anal enlarged and contraction is lesser cus all muscles wud hve died-ed :P

Anyway, this is not going to be about work... its about the time i spent frolicking which have brought me some new friends and some life.

I had so much more alcohol for the past 3 weeks, hence the inability to be able to save more money for Laos month end. I had so much more food with chargeable tax that I think my social responsibility towards the working industry is not bad, i donated money :)

Oh oh!! I also worked out more during this downfall period of relationship with my work :)
Yah, I can walk, jog, hike, run lots more than before. And my lungs did not explode and boobs not dropped :)

And surprisingly i did something outrageous... i went to the karaoke and opened my mouth - aside from eating. I SANG !! Aku MENYANYI !! And I went to the movie!! a Panggung!! A cinema!!! To watch a MOVIE !!

Honto desu ka?? O_o

I think i must have stepped on some evil jinx that makes me take a 360 deg turn and morphed me to being normal and have normal activities like the rest of the human beings.. but funny eh... i find that I can actually join the crowd :P and do things that i used to despise and rather sit and look at customer's database.

tapi itu dulu :P

Helo, its ME

It raya holidays and I've reports to do.. but i need to distract myself from work..
I tried guava juice with wine -- doesnt work, i ended up puking..
I tried facebooking -- everyone is enjoying their holidays and not online to post bitchy pics..
I tried sleeping but the afternoon heat is too hot..
So i gotta resort to.. blogging :S
I seem to have a lot to vent lately.. about anything, everything...

WAs looking into my friendster account and saw some comments... I saw some familiariaties in the comments made by all my frens...

from karisma kapoor* (not her real name)

This girl is truly amazing!!! It all started in secondary school when she started to memorize the English dictionary in an effort to improve English. Now, this exceptional woman takes up dancing ( salsa, mind you, nothing less and Indian classical dance) Basically what i have learned about this gal: Always expect the unexpected. She will always be doing something which you never imagined in your wildest dreams!!! XXXX never fails to amaze me each time I meet her....don't be fooled by the quiet exterior, you never know what surprises she's gonna pop at anytime:-)Its been great knowing you, girl!!!!!

from Maqqie Q *( definitely not her real name)
XXXX been a great and supportive friends all these while, knew her back in secondary school days....she definitely the centre of attraction in a crowd with her witty comments.....and definitely very good in her English command....her writing skills is definitely fantastic and sometimes you wonder whether she could be the next person in line to come out with some books!

from Lord Muruga * (nop, not her real name too)

well...if men were said to be from Mars then XXXX have certanitly proved that not all gals are from Venus as shesaid the most unexpected things at theleast unexpected time... but then againwe all need a friend like her to putsome laugh in our life... for I willnever forget all the crazy things she did back in school and am still countingthe crazy things...


Futsalina *( not her real name ler)

mangan, its been soooooo bladi long time never see u lah.. miss all ur sarcastic remarks ... come lah go yam cha one day with the rest of the jinx & reds fellas... all in all, ur still the agong that loves to pose ( although trying too hard showing off the boobies nyahaha ) in the pic.. crazie little chica you.. but now leng loi oledi ah u... hehe

madraven *( yah, thats his nick)

all know her as XXX , clever gals which good in study,a gals who care bout her famili. lost contact 10 years already,it happen so accidently,i look for Final Fantasy,her face appear on my LCD,thinking is it real XXX? c photo then i know already,is her big nose remind me.the way she talk still cruelty,this is XXX use to be.she got strong responsibility,she wan her job perfect only.is been 10 years already, thought she will got a big boobies,sadly it grow a bit only.but at least save her bra money.her face bcome more pretty.i dun say that ppl angry,dun wan roll over by lorry.be fren with her wont be lonely,she is kind of talkatif.dun try show off ur english,i still remember cin-der-la story.wanna know more bout XXX? u just click on add frens only,she will add u ASAP.my english poor dun blame me,im just a typical chinese.wish u gd luck XXX,hope ur boss bcome crazy,every month increase ur salary


Can ya all see what are the similarities in every description? :P

Post Alco

A sign that I am growing old ...

I have post alco syndrome... after 10 years of drinking!!
Yeah, the numerologist have told me many times i am confirmed to suffer from some chronic disease due to kidney and liver sulking..

C'mon... many pakciks and makciks have more todis and tobaccos than i do.. The occasional ciggie that I have aint gonna shorten my life that fast.. no? And alcohol... aint beer supposed to help cleanse the system since ppl go to the loo very often after a continuous consumption of it?

The only reason I can find myself dying is of being stabbed to death by being such a loud mouthed bitch.. or maybe some one will mow me down with a truck. Wait, i may also end up dead due to my inability to tahan from having stomach pain.. ya i sucks in the skill of controlling the battle of the tummy ache. I also cant stand being feverish.. It seems like a long torture to death..I would rather be mowed to death than to go thru the tormentous tummy ache..

This is the 3rd time I wasted the precious alcohol by vomitting it all out.. 3rd time in my decade of drinking.. Being the last person to stand tall after every 6 bottles of Chivas and now I have a new record, the first to drop dead after like... less than 10 glass of beer?? biiru!!!!

What is this??
Nan desu ka??
Apa ni??
Wei sum moh??

That's a very apparent sign that I am aging eh??

But i m still not giving up and i shall try harder on more vodkas, tequilas, mojitos, brandy, whisky and maybe some todi...