Today, a bunch of cows was outside their barn. They invited the media crow for a show. When the crowd was sufficient, then they started barking. They bark and they bark and they bark.
Topic of the bark : They do not want to give 10% of the barn for the pigs and some other strays.
Cow Ali : No!! NO!! We will not share our barn!! Not even a single place for the pigs or the strays! It is ours. The Kanina-sia created the place for us kanina-boo !! No one else shall share our barn! The barn which belongs to 100% cow-brains like us!
All Cow : BARK!!! BARK!! BARK!!! NO TO OTHERS!! ITS OURS!! THE BARN IS OURS!
Those were the remarks by the pre-pubescent cow clans who were educated in the 'Barn of Marah' built for the cows... and who gave the idea to share the barn?
Another cow U__U who is either anti-cow or simply have got inssufficient publicity for himself.
And what were the pigs doing? They were simply picking their nose and counting money trying to decide between Australia or UK to have a jolly fun shag... ops... shack.....
Dear Cows,
Why are u so upset? Till now u still dun get it, dun ya? Your Barn havent really been producing that many great cows... most of them barely slip thru the entry level to the shagity barn... In fact if they are good, they wont be in the barn of Marah... Its just a shelter for you cows rather than all of u got laid at the back lane of Jalan TAR.
BODOH!!!!
signing off,
The Pig who pick her NOSE.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Saturday, August 9, 2008
THE MASKING PHASE OF A MARKETEER
I have never really have much idea on what shall i do when I am out in the working world.
When I was young, I only fill in every darn forms, essays, questionnaires and surveys to say that my ambition is to be a teacher.
Because by putting it down as a teacher as your ambitions gives you a clear indication that if anyone were to ask you why u want to be a teacher, you will have a typical answer :-
" I want to contribute back to the society by providing them education. And a teacher is the soulful hope of all our young generation"
For many years since primary school this is a trademark i put in essays when required. It will definitely score me some good grades :P
Then somehow during the process of growing up, things sort of gone different way. I still havent got myself an objective or purpose in life. The sort of jobs that i took up are merely based on the basic factor of how do i get to the workplace, that I have enough to pay off expenses monthly, and the OK-I-will-hang-on-to-something-first consideration.
Hence I was once a draughtsperson, a Production co-ordinator in a color separation house, a customer service executive and then I proceeded to something that I have been doing till now. I hopped on people and their company tring to persuade in any form of method to prove that those catalogues of products in my hand are really what they REALLY do need for their businesses.
I sort of got a hang of doing what I do. After all, i have million dollars worth of sales annually :P by the numbers secured in contracts. And it has been over 4 years that I have been doing so.
After so many years hogging on people to get stuff from me, be it ueful or not, for the first time in my workaholic life I took a week fo or no particular reason.....
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I must agree the past 2 years have been a struggle of confusion, being at a loss of action and words, losing the passion in what I do. In another word, I DID NOT PERFORM.
And i felt like crying to put down this statement.
There are many reason as to why did I not perform as good as I was previously.
Friends around me keep consoling me saying its not my fault. Its the thing that I am selling that may sound crap and useless especially in bad moments like this where people are reserving their monies for better things.
Some also remarked that I have weird management who have weird directions.
And some blame it on the feng shui.
But i would want to take PARTIAL of the blame. Hence the long week off. To really reflect on what have gone wrong. Or could it be this is not something I wanted to do?
I have yet to be able to figure since this is the first day of leave. But I know deep down that amidst all things to consider... I need to ask myself am I willing to put on the mask of 'fake-ism' for as long as i be in the rat race.
I must admit I have not been able to put on a darn impressive mask cos i believe in the very sincere manner of approach and aware. providing an extreme level of customer service.
But somehow these are not suffice to allow me to stay on at where I stood.
I was told I need to do more than that. To strategise and have a REAL big collection of mask of various expression bearing the same intention : to rake profit from people by doin whatever it takes.
My conscience have somehow emerged.... My mind is not able to digest what comes from the heart and what comes from figures in the sales report... I have lost my track in life.
I am clueless.. I need an avenue to vent out... I have resorted to new ge healing music, but it depresses me more.. I tried reading and digesting as fast on the book, THE DALAI LAMA GUIDE OF HAPPINESS AT WORK' , it aint working at all... I still have Zig Ziglar's ZIGLARS ON SELLING which I have re-read. None helped...
how do i go about now? gosh.. I am depressed........
U___________________U
When I was young, I only fill in every darn forms, essays, questionnaires and surveys to say that my ambition is to be a teacher.
Because by putting it down as a teacher as your ambitions gives you a clear indication that if anyone were to ask you why u want to be a teacher, you will have a typical answer :-
" I want to contribute back to the society by providing them education. And a teacher is the soulful hope of all our young generation"
For many years since primary school this is a trademark i put in essays when required. It will definitely score me some good grades :P
Then somehow during the process of growing up, things sort of gone different way. I still havent got myself an objective or purpose in life. The sort of jobs that i took up are merely based on the basic factor of how do i get to the workplace, that I have enough to pay off expenses monthly, and the OK-I-will-hang-on-to-something-first consideration.
Hence I was once a draughtsperson, a Production co-ordinator in a color separation house, a customer service executive and then I proceeded to something that I have been doing till now. I hopped on people and their company tring to persuade in any form of method to prove that those catalogues of products in my hand are really what they REALLY do need for their businesses.
I sort of got a hang of doing what I do. After all, i have million dollars worth of sales annually :P by the numbers secured in contracts. And it has been over 4 years that I have been doing so.
After so many years hogging on people to get stuff from me, be it ueful or not, for the first time in my workaholic life I took a week fo or no particular reason.....
.....................
....................................
.................................................
I must agree the past 2 years have been a struggle of confusion, being at a loss of action and words, losing the passion in what I do. In another word, I DID NOT PERFORM.
And i felt like crying to put down this statement.
There are many reason as to why did I not perform as good as I was previously.
Friends around me keep consoling me saying its not my fault. Its the thing that I am selling that may sound crap and useless especially in bad moments like this where people are reserving their monies for better things.
Some also remarked that I have weird management who have weird directions.
And some blame it on the feng shui.
But i would want to take PARTIAL of the blame. Hence the long week off. To really reflect on what have gone wrong. Or could it be this is not something I wanted to do?
I have yet to be able to figure since this is the first day of leave. But I know deep down that amidst all things to consider... I need to ask myself am I willing to put on the mask of 'fake-ism' for as long as i be in the rat race.
I must admit I have not been able to put on a darn impressive mask cos i believe in the very sincere manner of approach and aware. providing an extreme level of customer service.
But somehow these are not suffice to allow me to stay on at where I stood.
I was told I need to do more than that. To strategise and have a REAL big collection of mask of various expression bearing the same intention : to rake profit from people by doin whatever it takes.
My conscience have somehow emerged.... My mind is not able to digest what comes from the heart and what comes from figures in the sales report... I have lost my track in life.
I am clueless.. I need an avenue to vent out... I have resorted to new ge healing music, but it depresses me more.. I tried reading and digesting as fast on the book, THE DALAI LAMA GUIDE OF HAPPINESS AT WORK' , it aint working at all... I still have Zig Ziglar's ZIGLARS ON SELLING which I have re-read. None helped...
how do i go about now? gosh.. I am depressed........
U___________________U
Friday, July 11, 2008
Muscular Buns :P
Today is the most fleshy time i've had since the last Doha Games and KL Fespic 06.
Ya, Olympic is coming and the Malaysia contingent need to once again waste the tax payers money to adorn themselves in exorbitantly pricey 'one time show off' garment.
For another year they will be donning the ' harimau belang' wear .. and as usual its measurement time!! :P slurp!
ya, i have developed some obsession towards finding out ppl's anatomy.... and u can really find out quite a lot by doing costume measurement.. O_o
well... at least u get to know some crotch sizes ...
i got to do the measurement for Malaysia's only hope ; the badminton team... dominated by skinny ah bengs.. tho ah bngs but affordably good looking ones... and soon to become millionaire shall they be able to clinch a gold back... do u also know if ever anyone manage to get a gold, their lifetime pension would be RM5000 a month? U_U i shud have try to devel;op liking for balls since infantry... then maybe i can vie for it too...
I have no idea how are professional tailors do their measurement. ut do u think its wrong for me to poke someone back side to check if that hump is actually a wallet or merely a hump??
well, i accidentally mistaken Lee Chong Wei's hump for a wallet :P sorry ya dude..
These are also something i noticed ;
amazingly sporty ppl who sweat seems to have nice sweat of no odour....
why does the Taekwondo manager look like a rhinoceros?
why does the football coach have a burly stomach wen he is supposed to train?
why does the athletes looked so 'kampung' ?
THE END..
Ya, Olympic is coming and the Malaysia contingent need to once again waste the tax payers money to adorn themselves in exorbitantly pricey 'one time show off' garment.
For another year they will be donning the ' harimau belang' wear .. and as usual its measurement time!! :P slurp!
ya, i have developed some obsession towards finding out ppl's anatomy.... and u can really find out quite a lot by doing costume measurement.. O_o
well... at least u get to know some crotch sizes ...
i got to do the measurement for Malaysia's only hope ; the badminton team... dominated by skinny ah bengs.. tho ah bngs but affordably good looking ones... and soon to become millionaire shall they be able to clinch a gold back... do u also know if ever anyone manage to get a gold, their lifetime pension would be RM5000 a month? U_U i shud have try to devel;op liking for balls since infantry... then maybe i can vie for it too...
I have no idea how are professional tailors do their measurement. ut do u think its wrong for me to poke someone back side to check if that hump is actually a wallet or merely a hump??
well, i accidentally mistaken Lee Chong Wei's hump for a wallet :P sorry ya dude..
These are also something i noticed ;
amazingly sporty ppl who sweat seems to have nice sweat of no odour....
why does the Taekwondo manager look like a rhinoceros?
why does the football coach have a burly stomach wen he is supposed to train?
why does the athletes looked so 'kampung' ?
THE END..
Sunday, June 8, 2008
WAH, SO MANY PEOPLE IN SAREE...
This is from Miss Malaysia India Pageant 2006 which I have attended on April 2007. Thought of ranting about it.. then realised there just isnt much hoo-haa about it.. Hence shall leave it as it is.. with proof that me and Siva atended it.. (see our feet)..
When U No Longer Can Afford A Full Tank ..
There aint gonna be much solution to the increasing prices of everything any anything... been thinking about how to salvage myself from such crisis.. cant come up with much except these. When the petrol increase :-
1- women who drive may turn to mobile prostitution. wen u aint got enough money to get your tank full, it's the time to put a double signal and offer some services to those who can afford.
2- Mat Rempit who rempit gotta change their mode of vehicle since most dont really earn much.. mat rempit will have to resort to collecting sturdy palm or banana leaf and pull their rempit partner sitting on it.. PWEETTTTTTT!!!
3- Cows will be considered as another form of transportation in the town and cities... So is buffaloes.. But there will always be double standard. The rich can afford 'horse power'. so the next time we make a trip down to KLCC, there are 2 main items to get into your photograph :- a) ur face with klcc as the background - SMILE
b) ur face and standing next to a cow carriage and petting the cow driver - SMILE WRYLY
4- Rape cases will increase among family members and friends. Since its so expensive to drive out to the nearest Starbuck for a sip of Latte and watch some Paris Hilton wannabe on the mall, what else there is to do but stare at house-mate in old Snoopy nightie, or own daughter in Spiderman nightie?
1- women who drive may turn to mobile prostitution. wen u aint got enough money to get your tank full, it's the time to put a double signal and offer some services to those who can afford.
2- Mat Rempit who rempit gotta change their mode of vehicle since most dont really earn much.. mat rempit will have to resort to collecting sturdy palm or banana leaf and pull their rempit partner sitting on it.. PWEETTTTTTT!!!
3- Cows will be considered as another form of transportation in the town and cities... So is buffaloes.. But there will always be double standard. The rich can afford 'horse power'. so the next time we make a trip down to KLCC, there are 2 main items to get into your photograph :- a) ur face with klcc as the background - SMILE
b) ur face and standing next to a cow carriage and petting the cow driver - SMILE WRYLY
4- Rape cases will increase among family members and friends. Since its so expensive to drive out to the nearest Starbuck for a sip of Latte and watch some Paris Hilton wannabe on the mall, what else there is to do but stare at house-mate in old Snoopy nightie, or own daughter in Spiderman nightie?
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