Yesterday I was someone. But I always thought that I am Suetha the Indian Classical Dancer. Then today I am Suhana. Day before I was Suet Mun. Welcome to my alter ego page..

Yours truly,
Suhana Suetha

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

BARKING COWS, BANKING PIGGY

Today, a bunch of cows was outside their barn. They invited the media crow for a show. When the crowd was sufficient, then they started barking. They bark and they bark and they bark.

Topic of the bark : They do not want to give 10% of the barn for the pigs and some other strays.

Cow Ali : No!! NO!! We will not share our barn!! Not even a single place for the pigs or the strays! It is ours. The Kanina-sia created the place for us kanina-boo !! No one else shall share our barn! The barn which belongs to 100% cow-brains like us!

All Cow : BARK!!! BARK!! BARK!!! NO TO OTHERS!! ITS OURS!! THE BARN IS OURS!

Those were the remarks by the pre-pubescent cow clans who were educated in the 'Barn of Marah' built for the cows... and who gave the idea to share the barn?
Another cow U__U who is either anti-cow or simply have got inssufficient publicity for himself.

And what were the pigs doing? They were simply picking their nose and counting money trying to decide between Australia or UK to have a jolly fun shag... ops... shack.....

Dear Cows,

Why are u so upset? Till now u still dun get it, dun ya? Your Barn havent really been producing that many great cows... most of them barely slip thru the entry level to the shagity barn... In fact if they are good, they wont be in the barn of Marah... Its just a shelter for you cows rather than all of u got laid at the back lane of Jalan TAR.

BODOH!!!!


signing off,

The Pig who pick her NOSE.

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