TERRY RAN OVER A FOX IN 2008

I did the Terry Fox Run on nov 2nd :)

The thing about non competitive run is that it will normally have a big turn out of people with various ulimatum, besides the good cause of the event.

Some merely needed to be seen as a caring person.

Some need to have an eye wash by checking out some hot babes and blokes in mini-semi-transparent-cotton-or-microfibre running vest.

Some are forced by the company / organisation the work for to attend and brand themselves in their organisation's logo respectively.

And another some are treating it as a family outing with their infants, baby, toddlers, kids, teenagers, ah por, ah mah, ah kung, ah yeh, ah sams etc...

So expect road blocks from people with prams, people with kids trying their very first few steps, kids trying to outdo others via roller blading, and old folks who stops and start looking for loos or their friends..

hmm... maybe i shudnt be bitching too much.. after all its for a good cause.. and all get free milo and food...


- peeps -


-more peeps-


-peeps again-


-peeps everywhere-


- the orang asli peeps in procession? -


- now he is strategising for the Singapore 20km run -


- camwhored while waiting for bunch of people who have forgotten Nasi Lemak Tanglin do not open at 10.30am and did not inform me :( '

The sudden act to post own farking face on such viciously negative blog -- never attempt unless u know the consequences.. and I knew.. but at least u are all confirmed of the bitch behind these negative remarks.. thats ME :)

I Ran a Marathon

Exactly a decade and 1 year since i quit ...... RUNNING

And now I am back on my feet again.. this time with a different objective...

During school time the marathons are merely activities that one can do to compile more certificates to submit together when they apply for local unis.. which i did compile a lot, but didnt seem to help at all... see? i am here.. still here...

I thought it used to be easy. Maybe because I used to follow ma on her trip down to Petaling Street and she make uswalk from Petaling Street to Batu Road to SUngai Wang just to buy me aunties look-alike clothes to usehr in the new year.. have ya seen a 10 years old wear padded blouse? U__U

Anyway, that's where I derived my brisk walk skill.. I can walk faster than I run, ok?

I may be big in size, but i aint weak and wobbly... U_U

so now, i am back to running :)

the only no cost activity at times where the economy is bad.. is to RUN

some may think sex, but hell NO! its an expensive activity mind u..

but a sudden 10km is crazieeee....though i survived the ordeal ..

with achy legs and blue black toenails.

legs so wobbly and joints almost shattered from the long walk and short run along the prestigious Kenny Hill..

next month, i m going for another run :D

wish me hell of a luck :)

I Like to drink sirap, eat satay and what does that makes me?

Today, an old farktard stepped into the shop with a couple of friends.
One of them got attracted to something and got the intention to purchase it and make the day a happy one for the sales person..
Then farktard yelled at his friend and restrained him from purchasing.. making a remarkably Ahmad Is-Myhai's statement that the shop belongs to the pork luncheon clan... and that they should never purchase or support anything from the roast pork / babi guling clan..

Hmmm.....

What have we done to offend him.. Did he not realise his kwai-lo style shirt is tailored from Spek menshop whereby the owner is a babi guling, where bangladeshi tailors the shirt.. but but, a babi guling actually cut out the pattern draft?

Did he not realise also Seluar dalam cap pagoda is actually from the land of babi guling and its cap pagoda!! not CAP MASJID!

Did he also forgot he got to wear those cheap rubber slippers, that he wears to walk to the onion building every Friday... pray some more!!!

Did he also forgot that he got his salary from the amount of stamps purchased from the counter (yep, he work for the Ministry of Post) are actually by the babi guling clan?

oh oh!!! he must have also forgotten.. all the years, his wife ask for money to buy those kain pasang from Jalan TAR, omg... i forgot to mention, its massively printed in the land of babi guling, then the hands of tha babi guling actually got in contact with the textile since thewy got to pack it.. and sometimes they may poop or urinate at its side wen the textile is in the warehouse..

OMG!! u all are tainted!!!

and oh!! did i also forgot u all also like the DOG Style when you do the huchimama? and babi guling clan rear dogs ler.... change ya pose to maybe a kerbau style? or lembu? tapir? i dunno, whatever that u can find in that village of yours.. maybe an ikan kembung style.. O_o

i can go on and on... but no point becos i cant get a single point to let ya win.. most probably the pipes where u wash ur horny face is supplied by the babi guling clan.. :D

If i were u, Mr Farktard, I would have just buy a voodoo doll, put a babi guling face and go home poke till it swell..

Now that you have announced to the world you despise babi guling and all things related, i think u have to tear yourself naked and hang on to the ... hmm.. i cant imagine where u can hang on to ler...

cus the river may be tainted by the ladang babi,

ur house my be built by babi contractors,

the hotels, nid i say more??

well, i suppose u can hang at one and only spots... ur wifey's tits! hang on man!!!!!


U__________________________U (ur wifey's tits)

You Make Me Feel...

that u are a ..

DARN FCUKING RETARD BITCH!!!!!!

Unfortunately that is the biggest font size available... You may hate me as much as I hate u.
BUT I REALLY HATE U TO THE EXTREME!!!
I have tried to be positive and accept your alter ego which really is crap!!!
Oh!! Do u know also the rest of them who just cant seem to tolerate you felt that u are a real big shit of crispy crap farking ego piece of shit?

Come to realisation please!!! That your boobs aint gonna go down ur pelvic and turn out to be testicles!!!
And you aint gonna grow a moustache! At all!!! Freakin fcuking bitch-botch!!!!

If i have an option.. I would have done what Logan the freaking marine officer did... push the farktard down the ocean..!! I would so want to do that to you.. and burn ur freaking hair!!!!

AMEN..

Dear God,

I sinned again today by having such cruel intention and have wasted my passionate emotion to filthy thoughts.Forgive me..

Namaste..

A Week Of Planning

There is too much exitement post Raya holidays..

I have developed a new sense of bravery to do things I wont attempt doing. (This is besides karaoke and watching movies).

I have been told to be positive instead of having qualms in many situations I am to face. And I have chosen the positive side of a very negative situation to dabble myself into.

People always said, 'Life is so short. Have no qualms. Just do it before u die with regrets.'

Took me a very long time to digest and analyse what is to be done just by doing and what i not to be done with less consideration.

What would have been the trigger point of someone doing something that they think they ought to do?

Would you quit your job and go round the world help the poor when you cant even take care of your mom?

Would you bed with someone for the sake of moneyjust so you can afford a Prada?

Would you drive and hit someone that u thought should die because he / she did no good to the society?

Would you do drugs just because people says it will make you go cloud nine when u are troubled?

Would you also decide to suddenly strip naked and hop around the lobby lounge of a hotel?
(ok, maybe not this scenario)


Would you be able to provide free 'bed session' just so that some one is satisfied and your leisurely hobby is completed too?

It didnt took me long to make up my mind to do things that I have neve ventured into before (like karaoke and watching movie, - yeah, that's what I mean. :D )

Anyway, yeah, I have a few scenarios which led me to apt decision making. Which I think I made pretty well a decision.. at that time of making it.. I hope.. U__U

Decision are made and waited for the result. What was hoped for did not materialised :(
Yup, all went out of the expectation. On a negative side, I should blame the boobs. (yeah, it involves the boob) On a positive side, I think god loves me to the extreme He wont allow anything bad to land on me.... awwwww, thank u God ! (tho I was hoping to get the 10k and also the 2k worth of lingerie) - see why i blame the boob?

Now I start to get it when people say " Manusia hanya boleh merancang, tapi Tuhan yang menentukannya" and sure did I rancang a lot man... only to be give a no by the almighty.

Now i feel better. Though the plans did not work well..