OLD

A gift from a ceramic artist

I bought this!

Very clear indication of my inclination towards life - a boring one....

My WishList before the Year End

This is my second attempt to test my luck for the last time before the year end. I don't think I want to pretend as if Santa will drop me a gift. I want to beg / sogok / plea / sujud / merayu for the organiser and the sponsor to give my wish the deepest consideration. Because if my WISH COMES TRUE, 3 people will be very happy!

First will be Mama.

The last time I bought her a watch was when I was in Sixth Form? I am now .. quite old. Off the 20's. So yeah, that was a pretty long time. And I think the dodgy looking 25Hours watch is no longer functional. It's really shameful that I did not get her a replacement. I could have simply get her any watch. But that would be quite meaningless to simply get her another weirdly branded watch which retails at RM39 rite? Only to have it broken in another 3 months.. =(

But now I can't wish her a watch as the LIZ  CLAIBORNE WATCH I wanted to wish for is SOLD =(

SEDIH

TERKEJUT

TERGAMAM

TRAUMA

SOLD

So I think the next best thing would be the Coach Signature Skinny Wristlet

Coach Signature Skinny Wristlet

Last week I saw her with a LV wristlet, bought from the warung outside Carrefour -__- Obviously it cost a mere RM8.... sigh.... makes me feel like some kinda useless big fat child who can't afford Ma a decent wrislet for her to carry around in style without being gossiped that she is carrying a Queen of Fake that doesn't even cost RM10 =(

Then it didn't help much to brighten her days when I came back on a shopping spree and bought her this :

Vintage-y rosey bucket bag in canvas!! RM10 -__-

Don't think she likes it THAT much. She had a long stare and stash it away. And I remember I heard a  quiet lecture about how quality bags are always a preferred choice yada yada yada..... Though the next day I saw her using it. To store newspaper and shoes -__-

So yeah, I am wishing for the kindness of all to grant Ma a wristlet of a genuine quality, so that she can at least be proud of owning a COACH WRISTLET-AUTHENTICALLY HERS . please!!?

Then somehow I stumbled upon a POST by Mei of Eff-Bombs which sounds so kesian. She seems to have lost everything and anything except herself and her studs. I don't really know her well, as the first and the last time I saw her was during the Pick n Grab 8 last weekend, wearing a horny reindeer horn.

Lost everything and still can smile...

The string of pick-pocketing to burglarising to robberising to snatch thiefing seems like a chain of misery! Hence I would l do hope that she will be able to get a decent bag to replace all her stolen, snatched, burglarised bags. She wished for the NINE WEST HOLIDAY TOTE to put all her purchases, and monies and laptop and maybe this time a 'senjata' to fend off the idiotic hungry penyeluk saku =)

If she does get the tote, I hope she will in return send me a packet of studs. And a packet each to the organiser and the sponsor too!  *__*

Yah, and so Miss Mei of  Eff-Bombs will be the second person who will be darn happy if she gets a bag. =D

Lastly, the 3rd person who will be very much delighted would be ME.

Yeah, I don't need a 800 bucks bag. I am a very humble girl next door who is so berjimat cermat. BUT. I need a set of make up to last me for at least a year. The most expensive eye shadow I may have bought should be the Maybelline single shade eyeshadow for RM16. During Watson's Sales period. I have never been that lucky to have a taste of high end cosmetics.

2 years back, my friend saw me also felt they cannot tahan my cheap cosmetics as it does not bring out the ME in ME, he decided to give me a PS makeup and got me a makeover. Like this :

The zero-cost make over by a friend =(

Then I complained I do not want to look like a Despo Housewife.. especially an old one.. and he decided to get me the Umbrella-ella-eh-eh style..

Rihanna vs Rimunna =P

So, to achieve the gliteratti and glamorama style of the above, I need somethin proper. Like this palette of colors from Victoria Secret. Don't you people wanne see a more sultry part of me, instead of the yippi yaya cuckoo part of me? :(

Grant me the wish please!

VICTORIA SECRET MAKE UP KIT

To those who want to give your luck a try, do give a click to check out what is the fuss all about. To those who think I deserve to have my wishes come true, maybe you may want to help me blog about making my wish come true? =P

Get Lucky here!!

Start a new year with a BIG BANG

Creatively organised by YourShoppingKaki and

generously sponsored by How2shop

wishing upon the butterfly wing... lemme win please!!!!!!

Bazaar Bizarre Not Yet!

The only bazaar I've set my foot on would be the Sunday Flea Market look-alike area in Plaza Mon't Kiara. Wait, I am not sure what is it. As there are people selling fruits, more people selling fruits, many selling clothes and accessories and sometimes church having 'lelong' sales. I know what are being sold - because all the big canvas umbrellas are blocking my sight to look for the restaurant I wanted to go =P

OOhh!! I was also told those stalls with again big canvas umbrellas along the pavement at The Curve are also bazaar! All along, I thought it's some charity auction or carnival to raise fund for the lesser fortunate -__-

Along the journey of online shopping I was intorduced to the many other bazaars around town. Which I assume there will again be middle-aged aunties selling corns and strawberries.

Rupa-rupanya tidak!! Alahai....

My first bazaar! I would like to call it My First Junkie Yuppie bazaar =P

Organised by people who look like they have just completed a session of Capsule's MTV and head down straight to sell some funky clothes =P

Grab n Pick Version Part 8

The Saturday crowd where people give no concern if you are eyeing on the same piece of dress. They just have to be quick and grab!

The Sunday morning with people opting to savour dim-sum elsewhere in Kepong and leaving the seller to get idylic and sleepy.

Everyone is craving for attention. Promotions and discounts are crying out loud and clear.

My purchase on Day 2- I would like to call it the Molestor Top

from the land of people looking like they just finished a MTV session for Capsule - Lah Lah Land

RM25!! (bazaar price)

Also another piece from Lah Lah Land - I wuld call this the Yippi Yaya Excess Baggage Top

RM35 (bazaar price)

I got home and attempted to fly with it, as the excess fabric looked like its big enough to make into wings.

Failed. Too heavy I think..

I don't know why I bought this

Mei of Eff-Bombs, the one with the growing horns

Some other cool stuff which I may not be able to accept, but still think its fantabulous for people below my age

More yada yada in YourShoppingKaki!

OK!! Back to work!! Have a happy Monday! Damn...

SHIT SUNDAY

THIS is where I reside.

In some pigeon-hole units on top of an ex rubbish dump site. Which is not really that important. I should be grateful that I have a roof of my own. But most of the time I am highly agitated as I know if I were to return home late after a session of  bierhaus or a rhythmic hip swirl in Quattro, I am guaranteed a parking space - along the road --__--

THIS is part of the journey with 24 road humps I have to endure on daily basis. It may double or triple the amount if I keep driving in and out more often in a day.

There really isn't much to shout about this remote part of town. I hate it. I am not sure about the rest of the people who have been staying here for almost their enitre life. But, I hate it.

THIS is how I depict them

It was another hot Sunday where I refused to cook even instant noodle and opted to go down to the kopitiam for yee mee with egg, a Nescafe and a stash of newspaper to finish up reading. With 10 bucks in the pocket, I waited for the lift to get to the ground floor. Lucky there was no one around waiting for the lift. Hate it to be seen wearing baggy t-shirt and no make up.

Journey to the ground floor was quiet. Till I smelt a stench that I wtf-*&%$^ do not enjoy much. There tend to be ammonia smell very often as some buggeroony insist on peeing in the lift and not wait till they reach their unit. But to holy SHIT in the lift!!!??

WHAT IS THE DOG-GAMBIT-FRUCKING-SHIT DO U HAVE IN YOUR LOWLY BUILT SENSE?

I did not stay long enough in the lift shaft to snap a picture. And I do not think it's wise for me to capture the memory of bumping into a batter of camel-brown hued shit of the circumference of a big plate of mee goreng mamak And that's a lot of freaking shit batter!!

I can't imagine how does one actually unzip the pants, squat in the lift and let out a big batter of shit and escaped unseen. Afterall the highest unit is only on the 9th floor and that will take a mere 45 seconds or less to reach uninterrupted. Obviously it should be an uninterrupted journey as the batter seem nicely 'poured' onto the floor of the lift and there was no gossips by the next door auntie that someone 'shitted' in the lift.

Whoever you are I hope you are left with some traces of shit in your underwear left to dry anc crack. And be reminded that you are the uncivilised species who contributed shit to your own community!

The Second Review

Read about it HERE

Yah, I seem like a freeloader with nothing much to do eh but to join in the 18 - 25 years market segment in the blogosphere -___-
But it is a new joy that I am beginning to like. Sharing ideas and opinions with the rest of other potential consumers and hoping to reach out to these people to buy the products I am reviewing. I hope they do have an increase in sales traffic.
And I also HOPE I HAVE AN INCREASE IN MY BATIK SALES!
Anyone need a piece of batik? =(
I"ve got a quota to hit. PLEASE?!

Not A Milestone, Merely A Point

If only I can sit at home and keep typing and typing and typing till my ass turn square and cracks in exchange for a decent living. I wish to barter my essays for a living. An essay for a gunny of rice. An essay for a 6 months suplly of sanitary pads. An essay for a month of the car instalment. An essay for some curtains and an essay to last me till 60 ..

The first attempt in reviewing products. And the first baghooks I've ever had. Courtesy of AliceWonders.com  and thank-ness-fully-gracious to Sha-Lene of YourShoppingKaki 

Look out soon for the review of some other stuffs very soon. I hope SOON. I need a gunny of rice.
Serious.