What Could It Be?

For the past 6 months, nothing great seem to happen? Lots of speculation going around.

Could it be that I am not as good as I used to?

Could it be that I have lose the aggresiveness I possessed previously?

Could it be that I have lose the focus in my work?

Or, could it be this;

The workstation of the year

The last resort of getting a reason to explain why have i not been excelling in getting million dollar sales : a major dis-organised workstation which contradicts the feng-shui elements.

Maybe the God Of Prosperity cannot tahan see the condition of my humble little hub? *_*?

Really so bad to drop by and give me some luck ah Choi-san?

My boss and I figure this could have be the most possible reason to me not doing well. Hmm.. I think so too.. I mean, I can't be that bad in my work... I did all I could, try act like 'gwai-po' in my conversation with the high class datin, flash my boobies a bit to the high class dato, try to be sweet and demure, but nothing seems to work!! -_- ~~

So next week onward, I will shift to another location in the office. Another 'prime' area - next to the loo .. >_< !!! Hey never underestimate a loo...

The last time i sat exactly next to the loo... and the smell still lingers till now. And the humble little previous workstation look similar as well!!

But I still get the million dollar sales....

Maybe because he is watching me.....

Think I should go and get myself another of this 'ong' plush toys.....

Another one up hill and rolled down..

For a while I thought it can lead to a serious path for 2 person of different upbringing.

Obviously I was wrong again. Obviously the only attraction is the yet-to-sag-from-the-chest- asset.

Why oh why? Why do the homosapiens with a joystick always prefer the tender chicken breast instead of a mix of the deer's brain stewed in a pot of broth with all the best spices u can get? (that's the metaphor for my greater than great brain :D )

I guess the joystick is a powerful device with a radar monitoring system greater than the GPRS to spot on breati-licious beings on chomp on them...

That is the third for the week....

Hey Ya up there, (looking at the sky)

Why do u always feed me with such species? Do i not even deserve a normal species who think with the masses on the brain and not the lumps on the balls? For boobies sake, purleaseeeee lemme have a normal kinda person who only look past anything with a lump....

Another joystick hidden in an extremely clean white and tightbrief, waiting to ooze out

Gimme The Signs!!

Can anyone enlighten me, what is the indication of this road? Is this :
a) zebra crossing
b) street graffitti
c) arrow to the left?
d) arrow to the right?
e) Citrawarna M'sia?

street ethnic motif (anyam mengkuang style?)

Why is there a need to get me confused? why can't a road be a road?

road or park? and how come got UFO lamp post?

this is not even a pavement but a main road. again, what does the color indicate?

turn where??

dear mr samee veroo,

i m writing on behalf of the confused souls. why are there so many colors on the road and no arrows? do i turn or not turn?
if i turn, where to? to the left or to the right? why must there be tar road and brick road combined together? U really think it made a good combination? I am really so confused and frustrated when i have to go thru and fro for 120 km from KL to reach this area and later only to get myself confused.
Suddenly u decide to have a combination of colorful bricks. For a while I was like :
OMF!! Is this a park? Is this a maze? where is the normal road? why?? oh why?? gimme me d normal road? even if u don't can't u just put some sign board or arrow?? How the hell do I know where the hell am I leading myself to??
And when i saw where I want to go, u expect my late grandpa send me signal and lead me the way?? can't u draw arrow on the street to let me know if i can turn or no turn???

I want to go to this darn place!!

Lastly, Mr Samee Veroo,
I hope u can take in consideration that Putarjaya and watever Jaya is still a location like any other location where normal people like me visit wether i like it or not. for kumari sake and all sane ppl, PLEASE HAVE THE NORMAL ROAD BACK LAR!!! I CANNOT KEEP BANGING INTO PPL'S CAR AND MAKE REPORT IN POLIS STATION EVERY TIME I GO PUTARJAYA!!