I HAD A CRUSH ON...

alcohol...


It was a
bitter crush when i had it during the 19th years of my life.. Bitter,
nevertheless tempting..




Liquid from cans never is my taste..
especially when they call it beer (biiru - in Japs, bir - in malay) cus it sound
like some unused parts of a bird or an ostrich in any languages.
And its not
helping when u have beers by the name of Tiger (so apek), Carlsberg ( ah beng
can say out loud but wud never be able to spell), Heineken ( sounds like some
foul word in Hokkien)..




So i diverted the attention to
svelte looking bottle with proper 'labels' - Black Label, royal names - Chivas
Regal , and names of handsome dudes- jack Daniels ( can u visualise Shayne ward
wen u mentioned- ' can i have a jack daniels? ' 0_0
And i wudnt mind call
myself a Hennesy Lee , if i have to :)




Despite having rash
and irritation every time i have 64% of kerosene content in my stomach, i still
pursue.. because... i dunno why... it taste better than plain water...




And coming from a 95% male dominated college doesnt help in
promotiing drinking iced milo for meeting session. Tho at times i find it
amusing why people drop dead on the floor after a glass of Martell mixed with
Stout and coke. I actually liked that combo very much...



I hate
the fermented grape juice though... why is people taking such a long time to sip
dat darn purple (murasaki- in Japs) liquid? cant they just gulp it in ???



then i had an optional early retirement from being an alki for a
couple of years.. till now..



I saw the murasaki liquid (wine
lar!!!) someone gave. 2 bottles somemore.. ma's not gonna drink it cus drinking
is not condoned here at home... As much as i dun fancy whiney wines, seems a
waste... I had a white lie... Told ma, I dunno what is dat and gave it away...



wtf



which 29 years old am not able to
differentiate a sparkling juice and a wine bottle?




so now i
have alco in my 100 plus, alco in my orange juice, alco in the mee's gravy. and
everythig possible.. i found my love again.... despite that its murasaki.. wat
the heck... it still have kerosene content in it..



I had alco
the week before, I had alco mid of the week, then i had alco again after buka
puasa, then i go home have more alco which i drenched in 100 plus so ma wont
suspect.



The next day, i had alco before i leave the house to
work.. then i think of how nice to have alco during work.. then i try to figure
how much alco i can fit into the milo cup at work so no one wud suspect.. I kept
thinking how nice to have an alco in the midst of a jam. Then I wud also like to
have alco by my sides when i have queries unanswered.



I sat and
stare wit alco in hand. I talk alco.. I spend so much more time in the alco
section in Jusco admiring the arrays of alco.



Am making a
grocery list with alco on top of the list. I wud like to have alco during
chousoku, chuusoku and yuushoku.



ya, i had a sudden crush on
alcohol.. I wud like to have a glass of ; biiru, shanpan, uisukii, wain,
burandee and watever thats on the same league..



Biiru wo mou
sukoshi ikaga desu ka?



burp... and i just had a paratha soaked
in ... u wont want to know...


-___-

It was a bitter crush
when i had it during the 19th years of my life.. Bitter, nevertheless tempting..




Liquid from cans never is my taste.. especially when they
call it beer (biiru - in Japs, bir - in malay) cus it sound like some unused
parts of a bird or an ostrich in any languages.
And its not helping when u
have beers by the name of Tiger (so apek), Carlsberg ( ah beng can say out loud
but wud never be able to spell), Heineken ( sounds like some foul word in
Hokkien)..




So i diverted the attention to svelte looking
bottle with proper 'labels' - Black Label, royal names - Chivas Regal , and
names of handsome dudes- jack Daniels ( can u visualise Shayne ward wen u
mentioned- ' can i have a jack daniels? ' 0_0
And i wudnt mind call myself a
Hennesy Lee , if i have to :)




Despite having rash and
irritation every time i have 64% of kerosene content in my stomach, i still
pursue.. because... i dunno why... it taste better than plain water...




And coming from a 95% male dominated college doesnt help in
promotiing drinking iced milo for meeting session. Tho at times i find it
amusing why people drop dead on the floor after a glass of Martell mixed with
Stout and coke. I actually liked that combo very much...



I hate
the fermented grape juice though... why is people taking such a long time to sip
dat darn purple (murasaki- in Japs) liquid? cant they just gulp it in ???



then i had an optional early retirement from being an alki for a
couple of years.. till now..



I saw the murasaki liquid (wine
lar!!!) someone gave. 2 bottles somemore.. ma's not gonna drink it cus drinking
is not condoned here at home... As much as i dun fancy whiney wines, seems a
waste... I had a white lie... Told ma, I dunno what is dat and gave it away...



wtf



which 29 years old am not able to
differentiate a sparkling juice and a wine bottle?




so now i
have alco in my 100 plus, alco in my orange juice, alco in the mee's gravy. and
everythig possible.. i found my love again.... despite that its murasaki.. wat
the heck... it still have kerosene content in it..



I had alco
the week before, I had alco mid of the week, then i had alco again after buka
puasa, then i go home have more alco which i drenched in 100 plus so ma wont
suspect.



The next day, i had alco before i leave the house to
work.. then i think of how nice to have alco during work.. then i try to figure
how much alco i can fit into the milo cup at work so no one wud suspect.. I kept
thinking how nice to have an alco in the midst of a jam. Then I wud also like to
have alco by my sides when i have queries unanswered.



I sat and
stare wit alco in hand. I talk alco.. I spend so much more time in the alco
section in Jusco admiring the arrays of alco.



Am making a
grocery list with alco on top of the list. I wud like to have alco during
chousoku, chuusoku and yuushoku.



ya, i had a sudden crush on
alcohol.. I wud like to have a glass of ; biiru, shanpan, uisukii, wain,
burandee and watever thats on the same league..



Biiru wo mou
sukoshi ikaga desu ka?



burp... and i just had a paratha soaked
in ... u wont want to know...


-___-