Muscular Buns :P

Today is the most fleshy time i've had since the last Doha Games and KL Fespic 06.
Ya, Olympic is coming and the Malaysia contingent need to once again waste the tax payers money to adorn themselves in exorbitantly pricey 'one time show off' garment.

For another year they will be donning the ' harimau belang' wear .. and as usual its measurement time!! :P slurp!

ya, i have developed some obsession towards finding out ppl's anatomy.... and u can really find out quite a lot by doing costume measurement.. O_o
well... at least u get to know some crotch sizes ...

i got to do the measurement for Malaysia's only hope ; the badminton team... dominated by skinny ah bengs.. tho ah bngs but affordably good looking ones... and soon to become millionaire shall they be able to clinch a gold back... do u also know if ever anyone manage to get a gold, their lifetime pension would be RM5000 a month? U_U i shud have try to devel;op liking for balls since infantry... then maybe i can vie for it too...

I have no idea how are professional tailors do their measurement. ut do u think its wrong for me to poke someone back side to check if that hump is actually a wallet or merely a hump??
well, i accidentally mistaken Lee Chong Wei's hump for a wallet :P sorry ya dude..

These are also something i noticed ;

amazingly sporty ppl who sweat seems to have nice sweat of no odour....

why does the Taekwondo manager look like a rhinoceros?

why does the football coach have a burly stomach wen he is supposed to train?

why does the athletes looked so 'kampung' ?

THE END..

WAH, SO MANY PEOPLE IN SAREE...

This is from Miss Malaysia India Pageant 2006 which I have attended on April 2007. Thought of ranting about it.. then realised there just isnt much hoo-haa about it.. Hence shall leave it as it is.. with proof that me and Siva atended it.. (see our feet)..

When U No Longer Can Afford A Full Tank ..

There aint gonna be much solution to the increasing prices of everything any anything... been thinking about how to salvage myself from such crisis.. cant come up with much except these. When the petrol increase :-

1- women who drive may turn to mobile prostitution. wen u aint got enough money to get your tank full, it's the time to put a double signal and offer some services to those who can afford.

2- Mat Rempit who rempit gotta change their mode of vehicle since most dont really earn much.. mat rempit will have to resort to collecting sturdy palm or banana leaf and pull their rempit partner sitting on it.. PWEETTTTTTT!!!

3- Cows will be considered as another form of transportation in the town and cities... So is buffaloes.. But there will always be double standard. The rich can afford 'horse power'. so the next time we make a trip down to KLCC, there are 2 main items to get into your photograph :- a) ur face with klcc as the background - SMILE
b) ur face and standing next to a cow carriage and petting the cow driver - SMILE WRYLY

4- Rape cases will increase among family members and friends. Since its so expensive to drive out to the nearest Starbuck for a sip of Latte and watch some Paris Hilton wannabe on the mall, what else there is to do but stare at house-mate in old Snoopy nightie, or own daughter in Spiderman nightie?

YUP, THIS IS MY COUNTRY :S

This is the proud country of mine :D

Sitting on top of the hierarchy is a lot of grey haired men. Some are equally educated. Some are equally less educated, like me. But majority are self-centred, ignorant old bats who have so much great thoughts of themselves.

Just like how I sometimes look in the mirror and shout out some lies to myself :

"Suet! U r gorgeous!!"

They do the same too..

But deep beneath ourself, we know the truth :D

I am not as gorgeous as I think I am. And they defnitely am not as capable as they think they are. People who are insecure always have to yell it out loud and defend themself at the slightest notion made by others.

Then there's also many times where we have the tendencies to look down at people of different races and religion.

Just like how i term certain homo sapiens as BABI. But my mom have a better terms for them. They are termed accordingly to the numbers she buys in from the lottery thingy.. was it 24, 27, 42?

Whatever it is GOOD LUCK in the election, dear BABIs..

I Am Happy

I had the most annoying conversation with a so called friend.
After much re-reading of the much hyped about book, The Secret, he is pronounced possessed.
Dear friend,
I know you are what you want ( I think no one know what you want)
You are receiving what you wanted to receive too (tho I have no idea what)
You have what you wanted ( I dunno what you wanted since u make ur cabinet out of cardboards)
You are having the time of your life
YOu are also enjoying the best time of your life
You have just got yourself a new job which you deem great
You claim to have great friends apart from me
You think you can cook
You think you travelled the most (but u usually commute back to Batu Pahat and S'pore)
You do not know what more can you ask for
Simply because u think you have a great life
You think your life is so short
Hence you have to live your life to the fullest
You think I am depressing, and you think I exude negativity to you.

My dear friend,
Have you not realised?
In your aspiration to be happy
It is all about YOU
YOUR happiness, YOUR freedom
YOUR great life, YOUR everything
Have you not realised?
Why you have to go around town throwing confetti
Proudly declaring to the rest of us social well beings
that YOU are HAPPY?
Being so worried that people do not know you are happy?

Indeed I see you are trying very hard to put on this mask of happiness you are trying to build.
It may not be a mask. It may be the you.
But I do not look upon your happiness.
Merely because you are practising what i would have termed 'self-centred'

Being happy......
to me is when ;

I am stuck in a jam and I chant out the OM MANI PADME HUM to the CD and I feel 'enlightened'

Then it struck my mind ; having some sort of belief to hold on to actually make me thing about many aspect and angles of my life which deserve improvement. And I am eager to improve

Being happy......
to me is when ;

I pass some stupid naughty kid yelling. I gave them a snide remark. Then in the lift, another baby girl just smiled to me and i smiled back.

Then it struck my mind ; as irritated as I am towards most things called children, I still have some human values in me. I am not as cruel as you think I am.

Being happy......
to me is when ;

I put a dollar note to the blind lady bowl sitting at the entrance of Kamdar and she said a cheery thank you


Then it struck my mind ; here I am, spending my money on Starbucks and buying yards and yards of fabric to make into clothes that I most probably end up not wearing, but there is a soul here who need help..

Being happy......
to me is when ;

I stopped my car and let the uncle in his old bicycle cross before i ram forward and he gave a wave of gladness

Then it struck my mind ; what if other drivers wont be as kind as me? what if he coludnt manage to stop hic bicycle and trip and his life just end like that?

Being happy......
to me is when ;

My customer appreciate the little details I put into every piece of my batik and wrapped it nicely for them

Then it struck my mind ; OK.... I will put in lots more details and hopefully they remember me everytime they need a piece of Batik :D


Being happy......
to me is when ;

I listen to my friends talk/ complain/ yell/ sing out their frustration. Once they are done they felt so relieved. I am glad I helped.

Then it struck my mind ; I am glad that I have ease their uncomfort, but I feel sad and empathise with whatever problems that they have to go through. I just hope it will turn out better.

YA, my dear friend. My level of happiness is not even comparable with your orgasmic feel of HAPPINESS.
Call me naive, call me negative.. To me live, in fact everybody's life is

Life consist of a series of resonating happy sad and sometimes neutral waves of emotion. There are times when you are in extreme downhill, only later to be salvaged at a certain point. There is never a peak period of complete euphoria. If there is, life would be soooo boring...

Everyone just walk around Sg Wang area in euphoric manner, with a big smile. Then the Ah beng just won't look Ah Beng enough with a glee :D
Can you also imagine Amy of the rock group Search belt out his rock songs in gleeful happiness? The crowd would have think he is high on drugs lor... U_U

And where got every series of Grey's Anatomy is all about happiness? So is Desperate housewifes...

Dear friend,
I think you are high on some chemical substance derived from that THE SECRET book u bought lor... U seriously need help not to be so SELF CENTRED...